Is there any possibility this was meant as humor? Even considering what filth that paper is, it doesn't seem possible that they were being serious...This is NYC, melting pot of the world, and they're saying a square pizza is disrespectful to round ones...Huh?? Really? C'mon, this can't be meant as anything but tongue in cheek, when it reads as foot in mouth ( or, head up...well, you know)
On another note, Lou...So pleased to see your successes!