Tonight's conversation with the wife:
Me: Honey, umm... You know what I see on Pizza Forum. And that I remember all the great deli's, smoked chubs, and beef in the mid-west? Ya. - We're gonna go there.
Wife: Didn't you tell me that you had, had it with giant snow drifts, "lake effect" snow, and the humidity in summer?
(off conversation)You all kill me with your work/love
Me: Honey - have you seen the food?!!
Me: That's some great pizza!
Wife: we don't have that here! Maybe.