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Offline Nathan

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Besta Fasta Pizza
« on: August 17, 2005, 11:20:43 PM »
(http://tinyurl.com/c3nt5)  In two words, they suck.  (http://tinyurl.com/dlxjb)

I was in Ohio (the Savannah location) yesterday and decided to try it but I'll never go there again.  I had high hopes since on their menu it says "Voted best pizza in Richmond County 2003 2004".  But their dough is very bready tasting and the texture is like a brick.  It's very dense and I could tell from the taste it's fresh, not aged at all.   (http://tinyurl.com/8xayy)  The cheese sucked (http://tinyurl.com/dwrzm)(http://tinyurl.com/anas9), the toppings sucked and the sauce sucked.  If the people around there think that is good pizza they don't know what they're missing.

On a scale of 1-10 I give it a 0.  (http://tinyurl.com/7q36w)

Edit:  I forgot to describe the toppings and whatnot.  They are using diced ham strips/pieces.  Some pieces were like an eighth of and inch square and some were like an eighth of an inch squared by an inch long julienned and they put it under the cheese.  They put the pepperoni on top.  (http://tinyurl.com/8rnug) The cheese was totally flavorless and worse than anything I've ever put in my mouth.  (http://tinyurl.com/9q24f) 

Any questions/comments?
« Last Edit: August 18, 2005, 12:57:48 AM by Nathan »
"Pizza with pineapples?  That's a cake."


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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 12:58:09 AM »
Bump......
"Pizza with pineapples?  That's a cake."

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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2005, 06:51:52 AM »
Hey Nathan, ::)

Do you happen to like a movie named Princess Mononoke?

« Last Edit: August 18, 2005, 06:57:48 AM by Trinity »
It's an Earth food. They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs! I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained, or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.

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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2005, 11:29:53 AM »
No, and honestly I'm offended that you asked. 

You're not from Ohio are you.   ::)
"Pizza with pineapples?  That's a cake."

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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2005, 11:57:38 AM »
Nathan...


Tell us how you realy feel.


Did it suck?


 ;D


Bwuahahaha!!!!!
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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2005, 12:09:05 PM »
I feel violated and disturbed by their feeble attempt.  I'd rather get punched in the mouth than ever eat that sh*t again.   :-*
"Pizza with pineapples?  That's a cake."

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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2005, 02:22:46 PM »
Musta really sucked bad...  ;D ;D


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Re: Besta Fasta Pizza
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 06:50:39 PM »
No, and honestly I'm offended that you asked. 

You're not from Ohio are you.   ::)

Yup from ohio.

Offended I asked? ??? Oh well.

 It's just that that little "white guy with it's shakeing head" in your post was from that movie.

It's an Earth food. They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs! I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained, or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.


 

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