Um, he's kidding. in case that wasn't clear what with all the laughing smileys.
We'll help you. We just need to know a few things.
1. what are you working with? Flour, Oven, Cheese, Sauce...
2. what equipment do you have to make dough? mixer, hand & bowl, food processor?
Do you know how to make a preferment, a biga, or a poolish? All of these can really help.