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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2012, 01:49:33 PM »
The mayor of Lajitas, TX, Clay Henry, is a beer drinking goat. Yes, a real goat, and he can hold the beer himself and chug it.
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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2012, 02:00:02 PM »
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The goat, who sleeps inside Fakroddin's house, has helped her owner get free taxi rides by drivers who want to take photos of the animal in the car. She's even helped him get dates.

"She's totally a chick magnet," he said.

*Goes out to buy a goat*

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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 05:15:47 PM »
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The goat, who sleeps inside Fakroddin's house, has helped her owner get free taxi rides by drivers who want to take photos of the animal in the car. She's even helped him get dates.

"She's totally a chick magnet," he said.


*Uses credit card on amazon.com, and pays 238.46 for overnight shipping of the goat*
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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2012, 09:06:51 PM »
*Uses credit card on amazon.com, and pays 238.46 for overnight shipping of the goat*

*has a goat stolen from neighbor for sale*
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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2012, 09:18:41 PM »
Is it the 'chick' attracting variety? I'll need some sort of guarantee.  With my luck, I'll end up without any dates and a goat that eats all my pizza.

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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2012, 09:50:43 PM »
Lol, you guys are hilarious!  :-D  Maybe I need to get a goat….Thinks about it……. ::)

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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2012, 01:32:32 AM »
Is it the 'chick' attracting variety? I'll need some sort of guarantee.  With my luck, I'll end up without any dates and a goat that eats all my pizza.

It eats beer cans and chases me around the yard...  It's my wife!
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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2012, 12:36:50 PM »
I have a pony that goes nuts for beer.  She hasn't quite figured out holding the bottle, but if you hold it she will tip it up and guzzle from it.  Though it tends to spill a bit, so I usually use a bucket...  She's a hit at parties  ;D

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Re: ? Pizza eating goat ?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2012, 04:12:55 PM »
Now, if the goat could MAKE great pizza...
« Last Edit: July 02, 2012, 09:06:13 PM by bfguilford »
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