? Pizza eating goat ?

[Jet_deck]

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20120629/greenwich-village/pizza-eating-goat-now-causing-macdougal-street-mayhem-cops-say

[TXCraig1]

The mayor of Lajitas, TX, Clay Henry, is a beer drinking goat. Yes, a real goat, and he can hold the beer himself and chug it.

[scott123]

The goat, who sleeps inside Fakroddin's house, has helped her owner get free taxi rides by drivers who want to take photos of the animal in the car. She's even helped him get dates.

"She's totally a chick magnet," he said.

*Goes out to buy a goat*

[Mmmph]

The goat, who sleeps inside Fakroddin's house, has helped her owner get free taxi rides by drivers who want to take photos of the animal in the car. She's even helped him get dates.

"She's totally a chick magnet," he said.

*Uses credit card on amazon.com, and pays 238.46 for overnight shipping of the goat*

[pizzaneer]

*Uses credit card on amazon.com, and pays 238.46 for overnight shipping of the goat*

*has a goat stolen from neighbor for sale*

[scott123]

Is it the 'chick' attracting variety? I'll need some sort of guarantee.  With my luck, I'll end up without any dates and a goat that eats all my pizza.

[norma427]

Lol, you guys are hilarious!    Maybe I need to get a goat….Thinks about it…….

Norma

[pizzaneer]

Is it the 'chick' attracting variety? I'll need some sort of guarantee.  With my luck, I'll end up without any dates and a goat that eats all my pizza.

It eats beer cans and chases me around the yard...  It's my wife!

[RobynB]

I have a pony that goes nuts for beer.  She hasn't quite figured out holding the bottle, but if you hold it she will tip it up and guzzle from it.  Though it tends to spill a bit, so I usually use a bucket...  She's a hit at parties 

[bfguilford]

Now, if the goat could MAKE great pizza...