Craig, I thought you might enjoy the following post I saw on my shooting forum this morning:
When you don't eat your bacon, you feel like a pansy. When you feel like a pansy, you lose your job. When you lose your job, you go to a bar and get hammered. When you go to a bar and get hammered, you accidentally pick up a tranny. DON'T accidentally pick up a tranny. Eat your bacon now.
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