HE: "Oh darling, it's so special, walking with you here at the edge of the water, with the beautiful sky and the beautiful sand and the..."
SHE: "AWWWK! OMG! I JUST STEPPED IN A TURD!! AUGGGHHHH!!!"
HE: "Haha! That's funny!"
SHE: "You CRETIN! Now I've got crap on my foot! I'm going to put in your ASS!"
HE: "Just go wash it off in the water, honey. Here, I'll help you!"
<picks up SHE and runs into the water with her, dumps her in>
SHE (spluttering) : "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! THIS STUPID BEACH! AUGHHH! I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE!!!"