Was baking the last pie of the day on Kelly's inaugural Baltimore Farmer' Market stand. I watched it like a hawk, had hungry people watching as I turned it, checked the underside, gave it another 20 seconds, then lifted the LBE dome, scooped the pie with the peel, and then, with all the finesse of a master lacrosse player, lobbed it 5 feet directly ahead and straight onto the ground.
"OH SH_T" I said, and the hungry people just had this devastated lost-puppy look as they realized this culinary masterpiece was ant food.