Saw this on Yahoo.
I think these guys have just over-commercialized pizza. The only thing left for them to try, (And I am positive this would be an absolute hit.) Is the Debt-Reducing Pizza. Yes you read that right, the Debt Reducing Pizza. You simply eat it and watch your credit card balance shrink. For large parties it can be applied to the national debt. No debt is too large, just eat more pizza.
