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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 09:31:10 AM »
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 09:36:15 AM »
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

No. what happened?
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 09:38:34 AM »
No. what happened?

Now every time he gets excited, his garage door goes up!  :-D
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 09:39:06 AM »
And no, it's not my garage door.

When my Garage door goes up, other people get excited!  ;D
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 09:43:45 AM »
Finally... a good use for frozen pizza!  >:D

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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 02:59:16 PM »
Now every time he gets excited, his garage door goes up!  :-D

I don't know about that one, Craig.  If you were considering a career in stand up- don't quit your night job  ;D

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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 03:06:14 PM »
When my Garage door goes up, other people get excited! ;D


Seek immediate medical attention if your garage door remains open for more than 4 hours .....  ;D
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 04:39:25 PM »
"So far, 30 men have signed up for the free-slices-with-a-slice offer,"
 
You mean they don't give you a WHOLE pie? Just a slice? Now come on :o
 
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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 08:11:26 PM »
"So far, 30 men have signed up for the free-slices-with-a-slice offer,"
 
You mean they don't give you a WHOLE pie? Just a slice? Now come on :o
 
Mark

Hey... a slice for a slice.

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Re: "Free" pizza with vasectomy
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 08:18:55 PM »
Hey... a slice for a slice.

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