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Offline pythonic

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Pizza delivery man stories
« on: May 28, 2013, 02:22:11 AM »
Just had a crazy shift.  Was out on a delivery in the pouring rain.  I park in front of the house and as I'm digging through our hot bags for the order I see a young girl approaching my car from the passenger side window.  This girl is topless and wearing just a thong (remember, it is raining cats and dogs).  My heart starts to pound as she comes around to the driver side door.  She tells me her friends dared her to do it.  This girl aged somewhere between 20-24 is smoking hot.  I rate pretty conservative but this girl had a 10 body with a 9 face.  She hands me a $26 tip and I bring her pizzas up into her garage.  3 guys are in the garage laughing and one of them says, "best delivery of the night huh?"  She then asks if I want to smoke with them but I decline.  Craziness! 

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« Last Edit: May 28, 2013, 02:32:09 AM by pythonic »
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 09:21:11 AM »
My neighbor got held up by 3 dudes few years back.

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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 10:39:16 AM »
That's something! I would like to try being in that situation. ha ha.

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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 12:34:43 PM »
Nate.  You got a free show and a tip.  It's usually the other way around isn't it?  :angel:

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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 01:21:45 PM »
Nate.  You got a free show and a tip.  It's usually the other way around isn't it?  :angel:

Yea I was thinking the same.
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 04:00:31 PM »
Nate,

Photos or it didn't happen :-D.

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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2013, 04:13:56 PM »
Nate,

Photos or it didn't happen :-D.

Peter

You can be so funny sometimes Peter.   :-D.  Nate your experience just gave me an idea! Topless pizza delivery. :pizza: :pizza:  Tipping required.  Who wants in?
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 04:21:52 PM »
You can be so funny sometimes Peter.   :-D.  Nate your experience just gave me an idea! Topless pizza delivery.  Tipping required.  Who wants in?
Some people might interrupt this differently ;).

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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2013, 04:26:11 PM »
I meant gratuity!  :o  ;D This is a family show, let's keep it clean .  ;D :angel:
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 06:02:53 PM »
Nate,

Photos or it didn't happen :-D.

Peter

I brought my phone into the garage too but it all happened to fast.   I wanted to record it.  Haha.  I kept her phone number in case my marriage falls through.  LMAO!
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 11:20:33 AM »
You can be so funny sometimes Peter.   :-D.  Nate your experience just gave me an idea! Topless pizza delivery. :pizza: :pizza:  Tipping required.  Who wants in?
OK...you talked me in to it Chau.  :-[
When do I start!  >:D
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 11:27:54 PM »
You can be so funny sometimes Peter.   :-D.  Nate your experience just gave me an idea! Topless pizza delivery. :pizza: :pizza:  Tipping required.  Who wants in?

Chau,

I believe we already found our 1st driver too.  I would gladly tip this girl if she delivered my pizzas. 
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2013, 11:31:12 PM »
Chau,

I believe we already found our 1st driver too.  I would gladly tip this girl if she delivered my pizzas.
That's very big of you Nate...wanting to contribute to her college fun, I mean fund an all....swell guy man!   8)
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 06:24:23 PM »
You can be so funny sometimes Peter.   :-D.  Nate your experience just gave me an idea! Topless pizza delivery. :pizza: :pizza:  Tipping required.  Who wants in?
I'm in! I've already got my shirt off. Hand me the pizzas and I'm gone!

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 06:48:55 PM »
I'm in! I've already got my shirt off. Hand me the pizzas and I'm gone!
We're gonna need a bigger pizza.... :-D

OK...you talked me in to it Chau.  :-[
When do I start!  >:D
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2013, 09:38:29 PM »
Bob,
You drive and I'll eat the toppings off the pizzas. Then I'll read all the previous posts in the thread.  ;)

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2013, 09:45:18 PM »
Bob,
You drive and I'll eat the toppings off the pizzas. Then I'll read all the previous posts in the thread.  ;)
That'll be fine...but I gets da tips man!  8)
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2013, 10:29:31 PM »
Bob,
You drive and I'll eat the toppings off the pizzas. Then I'll read all the previous posts in the thread.  ;)

Lol.  Toppingless pizzas!   :drool:

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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2013, 10:37:16 PM »
Lol.  Toppingless pizzas!   :drool:
I know man...that guy has a great kooky sense of humor!   8)
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Re: Pizza delivery man stories
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2013, 10:56:00 PM »
Bob,
You drive and I'll eat the toppings off the pizzas. Then I'll read all the previous posts in the thread.  ;)

Speaking of pizza delivery guys eating the toppings off of pizzas:

http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/28/pizza-guy-eats-toppings-off-delivery/?iref=allsearch