A new pizza eater just entered the world.
The problem is which pizza to stick in the little bugger's bottle. If I start him on Dominos or Papa John he will grow up eating anything without complaints other than to tell me my pies are not greasy enough or not enough toppings.
On the other hand if I start him on my pies I know the first words out of his mouth will be "hydration, oven balance, or San Marzano." Will he be happy or neurotic like the rest of us?