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Online mitchjg

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Kramer vs. Seinfeld - Pizza argument
« on: July 23, 2013, 09:39:50 PM »
I was watching a Seinfeld re-run last night and got a kick out of Jerry's remark about pizza.  He could not imagine anyone would ever want to make their own pizza.  What a poor imagination....... :P

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KRAMER: Oh, hey guys. Man, Iím telling you, this pizza idea, is really going to happen.

GEORGE: This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

KRAMER: Yeah, we give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air. And then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, and then- you slide it into the oven.

GEORGE: You know, you have to know how to do that. You canít have people shoving their arms into a six-hundred degree oven!

KRAMER: Itís all supervised.

GEORGE: Oh, well...

KRAMER: All of it. You want to invest?

GEORGE: My moneyís all tied up in change right now.

KRAMER: No, Iím telliní you, people, they really want to make their own pizza pie.

JERRY: I-I have to say something. With all due respect, I just never- I canít imagine anyone in any walk of life, under any circumstance, wanting to make their own pizza pie... but thatís me. Alright

KRAMER: Thatís you.

JERRY: Iím just saying..Alright.

KRAMER: Okay, okay. I just wanted to check with you guys.

JERRY: Okay.

KRAMER: You know, this business is going to be big. I just wanted- okay.


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Re: Kramer vs. Seinfeld - Pizza argument
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 09:53:20 AM »
Jerry's the same guy that like's to stand in line for soup.... :-D
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Re: Kramer vs. Seinfeld - Pizza argument
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 07:57:10 PM »
Jerry's the same guy that like's to stand in line for soup.... :-D

"No soup for you"

"Your finished soup nazi, NEXT!"
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