Author Topic: It's snarky & trying too hard to be funny but how many here fit many of these?  (Read 1786 times)

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Offline redox

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29. Your friends are tired of your bragging about sub 60 second bakes.


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30. You've fantasied about having your own buffalo to milk.

Offline pizza dr

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31.  Your wine fridge has more dough balls than wine on any given weekend :-D

Offline redox

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32. You bought a $370 pizza oven because some pizza nerds were raving about it.  ;D

Offline dmcavanagh

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33. you're trying to think of some use for the $100 steel plate that you hate!
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33. you're trying to think of some use for the $100 steel plate that you hate!

Don't blame us for that.  That's all on Kenji  ;D If it were up to us, you'd be trying to think of some use for the $40 steel plate that you hate.  :-D

Offline tinroofrusted

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34. You have two pizza stones and a pizza steel in your oven. 
35. You have created a shortcut on your web browser for recent posts on PM.com
36. You have three different sourdough cultures in your refrigerator
37. You call your spouse to have him/her take your dough out of the refrigerator.
38. You call your spouse and ask him/her to turn the oven on to 550.
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Offline Bill/SFNM

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39. You take an IR gun with you when visiting a pizzeria.

Offline dmcavanagh

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40. you buy flour by the 50# sack.
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Offline dmcavanagh

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hey Scott123, there's no way I'm driving around looking for the bargain steel plate, I tried that with "quarry" tiles at home building centers over 10 years ago, and I still haven't found them!  :-D
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hey Scott123, there's no way I'm driving around looking for the bargain steel plate, I tried that with "quarry" tiles at home building centers over 10 years ago, and I still haven't found them!  :-D

Quarry tiles are mythic beasts invented by a sadistic God that gets a kick out of watching us aimlessly walk through Home Depots.

Steel distributors, on the other hand, are all around us.  The only question with steel is price- and that's easily answered by a few phone calls.

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40. you buy flour by the 50# sack.

41. you buy flour by the 25kg sack.
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33. you're trying to think of some use for the $100 steel plate that you hate!

You can use it to crack a burglar in the head during a B&E or to smack a certain someone when he asks me not to bake bread or make pizza.  So, can I borrow your steel for the rest of summer?

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You can use it to crack a burglar in the head during a B&E or to smack a certain someone when he asks me not to bake bread or make pizza.  So, can I borrow your steel for the rest of summer?

As long as I'm not held responsible for what you do with it! :-D
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As long as I'm not held responsible for what you do with it! :-D

It's a deal then.  I'll pay you in Grande curd for the rental of your steel! :-D

Offline dmcavanagh

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you can use my steel, but I don't have to pay me in Grande curd, but I wouldn't refuse Wake Robin cheese curd! ;)
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42. You know what Fior di latte means

43.  You buy mozzarella cheese in bulk

44.  You have more than 2 different kinds of yeast in your kitchen

45.  You have at least 3 different types of flour in your kitchen

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46.  You might be up in the middle of the night making another dough to see what kind of results there might be.

47.  Pizza experiments are never done being made. 

48.  Each new experiment might give you new methods, or a new dough formulation to think about.

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