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Offline mitchjg

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The Thread of Shame.........
« on: December 21, 2013, 09:54:16 PM »
 I love posting pictures here of pies that I am proud of and I know others do the same.

But, not everyone one of them turns out great, do they? (at least mine don't).

I will step up and start the "Thread of Shame".

Today's entry - I wanted to learn how to pull a dressed pie onto my perforated peel from the counter, instead of dressing it on the peel.  That was the beginning of the end.  I sort of saved it by making an ugly "calzone."

 :-[ :-[ :-[

- Mitch
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2013, 10:37:02 AM »
I have taken my camera to the cook shack almost every time I bake a pie, ( weekly). So many times I never snap a frame. NOW I have reason tooo!

See what happens today!

I'll be back........

Mark
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2013, 10:41:34 AM »
Our bakery /pizzeria gets crazy very often with often a dozen different recipes/things baking going on.  Here is one of my 20 minute ny style pizzas at 560 degrees.   Walter

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2013, 10:52:34 AM »
I don't see shame in a pizza fail. The only way to avoid pizza fails is to not make pizza. Which is the real shame?
Pizza is not bread.

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2013, 10:53:44 AM »
or as some NY'ers might say, "it's just a little charred"! :-D

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2013, 11:00:27 AM »
At least something was made of this burnt pizza.  http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php/topic,9908.msg115271.html#msg115271

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 11:22:32 AM »
I don't see shame in a pizza fail. The only way to avoid pizza fails is to not make pizza. Which is the real shame?

Well, I was frustrated and a bit ticked, but not really ashamed - good point (Although Thread of Shame is fun).  How about also naming / considering it to be the

 "Thread of Learning (from trying new things, experiments and the continued quest for improvement)" ?

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 11:34:15 AM »
Walter's pic will be tough to beat without staging an elaborate pizza fail. You should be ashamed of yourself, Walter.  ;)

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2013, 12:43:51 PM »
Walter's pic will be tough to beat without staging an elaborate pizza fail. You should be ashamed of yourself, Walter.  ;)

Yes I bet that one will be hard to beat.  I burned a bagel worse than that.  I left it on the deck and thought I had taken them all out.  It was in the oven a couple days stuck in the front corner which is a blind spot in our ovens-should have been wearing my reading glasses :)  I get a good laugh out of these things. My students really are impressed with our serious burns.  Walter

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2013, 11:15:39 PM »
Without failure there would be no drive, no need to get better and learn how to avoid it. A good fall on the face is good for everyone now and then!!!! God knows I've eff'd up my face once or twice :-[ :-D

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2013, 11:36:09 PM »
Without failure there would be no drive, no need to get better and learn how to avoid it. A good fall on the face is good for everyone now and then!!!! God knows I've eff'd up my face once or twice :-[ :-D

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2013, 11:39:41 PM »
 :-D
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 12:36:41 PM »
Didn't even get a calzone out of this one...

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 12:44:26 PM »
 :'(


Oh My!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2013, 01:09:05 PM »
Once I forgot to put the lid on my Vitamix blender. The picture does not show all the sauce that was on my shirt, pants, and even my face and hair. LOL

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php/topic,22498.msg277584.html#msg277584

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2014, 11:17:04 AM »
I think this may qualify for a "shameful" dough.  I used the dough calculator for one 17" dough ball.  Measured everything properly and calculated my starter % based upon the model at my basement temp.  When I reballed yesterday, it looked fine but I just went down there to check on it and looky what I found  :-D. Holy blown out dough, Batman!  I'm still going to use it tonight  >:D
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014, 12:47:43 PM »
Yes I bet that one will be hard to beat.  I burned a bagel worse than that.  I left it on the deck and thought I had taken them all out.  It was in the oven a couple days stuck in the front corner which is a blind spot in our ovens-should have been wearing my reading glasses :)  I get a good laugh out of these things. My students really are impressed with our serious burns.  Walter
Gee Walter, I'm with Aimless on this one.  Couldn't you hang back on this thread for a while and let it develop?  Members like me with some rather spectacular failures want to be appreciated. ;D  You can always lob a picture like that in a few weeks and take the prize. :o  (Still: Nicely Done!)
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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014, 01:31:02 PM »
Didn't even get a calzone out of this one...

As usual,... I would eat that.

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2014, 09:55:35 AM »
Here is what is probably the first pie that I ever made (or at least a very early one and the first one that I took a picture of). This was back in Feb of 2002. I wouldn't advise that anyone eat this, but I can clearly remember thinking it was great.

That was at a point when making a pizza at home seemed like such a mystery and achievement. It still is, but for an entirely different set of reasons. :)

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Re: The Thread of Shame.........
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2014, 10:26:01 AM »
I would be on that like a tick on a dog, no shame there brother, looks GREAT, shape is secondary!!!

jon
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