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Offline 007bond-jb

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You might love pizza if...
« on: April 03, 2006, 11:29:35 AM »
I thought we could put together a little thread like Jeff Foxworthy did with "You Might Be a Redneck If..."

So, I'll start with one that I came up with:

In my documents you have more than one folder with pizza only photos,


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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 11:36:05 AM »
...if shipping costs were zero.

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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 12:01:06 PM »
When Homer Simpson yells "Doh!!!", you head for the kitchen and get to work.
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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 01:45:31 PM »
..if your friends also made pizza and they invited you over to their place to eat their pizza for a change...or, at least they stop sucking up to you by telling you that your pizza is the best they have ever had and ask when you are going to make them again.

...if the real Raquel or the real Sophia invited you over to their place to sample their versions of the pftaylor namesake pizzas.

...if you were adopted by pftaylor, Marco, varasano, scott r, Bill/SFNM, or canadianbacon.

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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 02:20:57 PM »
I thought we could put together a little thread like Jeff Foxworthy did with "You Might Be a Redneck If..."

So, I'll start with one that I came up with:

In my documents you have more than one folder with pizza only photos,

You consume more flour in one month than most people do in a year.
You join Costco, BJ's or Sam's club for the sole purpose of buying All Trumps flour in bulk.
You'll eat pizza three meals a day.
You find it impossible to fold bath towels without using your knuckles.
You lean over the counter at a pizza place and squint to see what the oven temp is.
You have third-degree burn scars on the roof of your mouth.
You make a decent living in a non-pizza occupation but you'll moonlight at a pizza joint to get the inside dope on making better pizza.
You'll spend more money on pizza equipment than most people spend on pizza.
You'll spend a thousand dollars and countless hours building a brick oven in your backyard.
If you see a pizza joint that sells by the slice, you'll get one - even when you're not hungry. 
You have an entire fridge dedicated to retarding dough and storing huge loaves of mozzarella.
You'll invite three friends over for pizza and make five 14"  pies.
If you had to choose between pizza or sex you'd actually have to think about it.

- Fio (nope, none of these apply to me!  :-\)
Since joining this forum, I've begun using words like "autolyze" and have become anal about baker's percents.  My dough is forever changed.

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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2006, 07:58:39 AM »
Hey Fio you know that sounds silly but for me just about all of it is true ::)
(no brick oven) ....(yet)

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Re: You might love pizza if...
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 08:20:11 AM »
....move to Arizona because of the town called Tombstone.
....don't understand why a pizza cutter is necessary.
...lick a cut and find that the blood is somewhat fennel-ly, but not TOO sweet.
...cut your pizza into 16 slices because 8 just isn't enough.
...you want to be buried in a cardboard box, with flaps that slide in underneath.
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