I thought we could put together a little thread like Jeff Foxworthy did with "You Might Be a Redneck If..."
So, I'll start with one that I came up with:
In my documents you have more than one folder with pizza only photos,
You consume more flour in one month than most people do in a year.
You join Costco, BJ's or Sam's club for the sole purpose of buying All Trumps flour in bulk.
You'll eat pizza three meals a day.
You find it impossible to fold bath towels without using your knuckles.
You lean over the counter at a pizza place and squint to see what the oven temp is.
You have third-degree burn scars on the roof of your mouth.
You make a decent living in a non-pizza occupation but you'll moonlight at a pizza joint to get the inside dope on making better pizza.
You'll spend more money on pizza equipment than most people spend on pizza.
You'll spend a thousand dollars and countless hours building a brick oven in your backyard.
If you see a pizza joint that sells by the slice, you'll get one - even when you're not hungry.
You have an entire fridge dedicated to retarding dough and storing huge loaves of mozzarella.
You'll invite three friends over for pizza and make five 14" pies.
If you had to choose between pizza or sex you'd actually have to think about it.
- Fio (nope, none of these apply to me!