In desperation, the Pizza Forum and their leading members calls out for help after one of their top members has not reported in for more than 10 Days. A worldwide search begins for their infamous member DKM. From Westcoast to Eastcoast his co-members search through rows & rows of Supermarket shelves (Italian section), Pizza Shops and wholesale Cheese Markets.
The search has now even been extended past the territorial borders of the USA all the way to Canada and even to Germany where one long stranded member has been worried sick sínce the mysterious disapearing of DKM.
The Californian member LMU after hearing that DKM's supply of Provolone & Asiago Cheeses have run out even breaks off to expand his search to Italy in hope of finding DKM in some Italian Marketplace.
The Pizza Forum's Administrator Steve, after being asked by authorities for more information on DKM could give no closer description of his co-member, other than of his affection for Chicago Deep Dish Pizza & Italian Sausage.....
Anyone able to offer more Information as to the whereabouts of DKM may be eligible to receive a Reward.
(one shaker of Penzys Pizza Seasoning)------------------
Pierre
Devon, glad to hear you are alright...
