1)You inspect your food and photograph it for the record,before you take a bite.
2)you can only eat your own pizza if planned 36 hrs in advance.
3)Your wife accepts that your cultures are actually your pets.
4)Friends and relatives stop asking you for restaurant suggestions as they know it can only involve Pizza.
5)The first places you visit in any new place you go are the pizzerias.
6)You visually inspect the "Wood Burning" oven before you decide if to ask for a table and your Wife no longer gets embarrassed when you walk out..
7)You accidentally go into the kitchen when looking for the bathroom to check out the flour etc.
8)Your day starts and ends with Pizzamaking.com
9)Your vocabulary includes words unknown to anyone else but Pizza fanatics.
10)You follow and are followed around the internet by Peet-za et al.
11)Duffel, It knows them, Peaks,weak person,I leavan are all very relevent to you.
12)If it wasn't for the internet you'd still be thinking you are the only person in the world who thinks like you do and you would seriously be considering some type of therapy.