While not all short, here's a few of my favorites;
You Have Fallen Into One of The Classic Blunders. First is Never Start a Land War in Asia. Second & Only Slightly Lesser Known, is Never Enter Into a Battle of Wits With an Italian When Pizza is on The Line!
Let's Face it. A Truly Great Slice is Better Than a $500 Meal at a Famous Restaurant.
There are few things in the world that you just can't have too much of. In addition to currency, I would mention, ice cream, health, warm weather, pizza, free time, 2nd chances, & good taste.
Pizza is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
You can't be a real country unless you have good pizza and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need good pizza.