Continental drift? The Earth is moving?
And I thought the Earth was flat! What the...??
Lol Mike, nope, and I am disappointed you didn't know that.
Ok all accusations and nastiness aside, I decided to try this method in a new revised manner taking all the updated elements into play.
First I had to make a US shaped dough ball, just whipped it up between posts. I know it's not the whole
continent, but I am limited in my pizza stone size. Then, to ensure I was covering more than one surface area I applied 3 rows of plastic people standing on the dough surface held together by a rope in ''tug of war'' formation. My conclusions will be made from either a broken rope, or 1/2 the people fallen on their faces. If the second occurs I will then measure the drag marks the bodies made through the dough over time. This should prove to be fascinating and educational. Here's the dough so far...