The comparison of how much cheese is “heavy” on an 18” pie in Queens and the amount of cheese on my 14” pies.

How is this so hard for a guy who mentions math in his sig?

Not the least bit difficult. Please note it is not quite math, more basic arithmetic.

Perhaps you missed my point. Let me try again - the amount of cheese you happen to use on your pizza, especially since it is atypically low, seems not the least bit germaine to the topic you introduced about a screen sounding like a crutch to you.

Several posters have already explained you are wrong, with good detail, on your assertion about the use of a screen.