Slab Pizza in Provo.
The reviews are four and a half stars proving that there is no accounting for taste. The fact that it is nestled right up against BYU student housing probably means that a whole lot of students have positive memories that have little to do with the food.
Or the fact that there is essentially no parking.
They only make XL size pies, like 18" i think, and sell them by the quarter.
The crust tastes of wet cardboard, rancid oil, and sadness. If they are making it from scratch i can't imagine how they accomplish the horrible flavor.
The sauce is super sweet. Beyond papa john's sweet.
The toppings and cheese are cheap and flavorless.