If alcohol is a poison (which it is) then beer, wine and distilled spirits should be taken of of the market. Wait! We've already tried that, and how did that turn out?
Why not bacon too? No trans fats, but lots of cholesterol (and that's bad for you too).
Personally, I think these people need to find a hobby! How about making pizzas at home? Then they can have them any way they want them!
I like to live a little out on the edge, so please put some sausage on mine.
Tom Lehmann/the Dough Doctor